Ernie and Bert Book

Come on Bert. Put this on.
Ernie, why should I put a pot on my head?
Because I broke  the piggy bank Bert.
So what?
So I put the money in the cookie jar.
Money in a cookie jar?
Where are the cookies?
I'll show  you  Bert.
I put the cookies in the  milk  bottle.
Cookies in a milk bottle?
Dare I ask what happened  to the milk?
Sure Bert, and  I'll show you.
I  put the milk in the   vase.
Oh  no  Ernie.
What did you do  with  the pretty  flower?
I'll show you, Bert.
I'm not  sure I want  to see.
I put the flower in the kangaroo's pouch, Bert.
You  want  me to tell  you  what I did  with the  baby  kangaroo?
 Yeah, and  hop to it.
I put the baby kangaroo in a bird's  nest.
And I put the birds...
... in an  ice cream cone.
Right  Bert, here they are.
Ernie  where are the scoops of ice cream  ?
I  thought you'd never ask.
The  ice  cream is in the egg box. And  the eggs ...
... Are i n the soap dish.
Clever.
Ernie,  I'm trying  to be calm, but ...
Where did you put  the soap ?!!
In the crayon box, of course.
Of course.
Now I have no place for my crayons!
Sure you have, Bert.
In the fishbowl, Bert!!
Ernie now where are the fish?
The fish  are in your cowboy hat.
In my cowboy hat?
Now what am I going to wear when I play cowboy?
I'll show you Bert .
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Very becoming!
Looks like Wyatt   Burp.
CRASH


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